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[pterosaur]

[Looks like Above's picked up an implement more suited to human hands.  Replies, again, will be with dream_of_flesh .]
I have a stalker.


[LOL, thank you Tobu]

What should I name it?  It doesn't talk.  Just follows me around and looks at me like a dope.  It seems scared of some people, though.

And it's been six days and I'm still human.  If this keeps up... I'll need a job.

[ALSO: at some point, the Simon household will find that someone has left a box on the doorstep labeled "For Simon".  Inside there are five or six pierced moon shells on a knotted cord under a foot long.  Above has disguised her handwriting, but it's still in whatever implement she's using while human.  Hope he doesn't think it's creepy~!]

Comments

[dream-of-flesh.livejournal.com]

If you want to try anyway, I don't start [urrgh] working until tomorrow.

[ARE YOU A VIRGIN HUO?]

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

I should certainly like to try, but I'll have to see and measure the creature. Is it willing to come into the elevator?

[AT THIS AGE I SHOULD HOPE SO O_O but ordinarily no he's married and possibly a father IDEK XD]

[dream-of-flesh.livejournal.com]

Only if it hasn't decided to hate someone in it. When I try to leave it behind, though, it just reappears on the next floor.

[So, the question is whether he counts as one while in this state.]

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

Does it show very marked preferences? I think I might know what it is.

[Some quick brainstorming later, it is agreed that chibi!Huo can troll Unisaur into thinking he's pure and innocent~]

[dream-of-flesh.livejournal.com]

It seems to like kids more. What?

[*laughs*]

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

A unicorn.

[Yes he's going to leave it at that. Imagine his OH SO SERIOUS CHIBI FACE as he writes it.]

[dream-of-flesh.livejournal.com]

[Pauuuuse]

It's a dinosaur.

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

A custom-made unicorn, then.

[dream-of-flesh.livejournal.com]

[Facepalming]

Great. Instead of a horse, I get a duckbill.

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

Gui-Above has always been unique.

[dream-of-flesh.livejournal.com]

You have a wonderful talent for understating things, Huo.

If it steps on you, I am going to name it after you, just so you know.

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

I'm not certain whether this means I should be more or less careful.

[dream-of-flesh.livejournal.com]

You'll figure it out, I'm sure.