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[edensphere],
oh look shiny things,
pragmatism,
that nightmare life - the dream of flesh,
tsintaosaurus is a unicorn,
well this makes sense. not.,
~huo,
~kind,
~krile,
~simon,
~stellaris

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[Looks like Above's picked up an implement more suited to human hands. Replies, again, will be with

dream_of_flesh .]
I have a stalker.

[LOL, thank you Tobu]

What should I name it? It doesn't talk. Just follows me around and looks at me like a dope. It seems scared of some people, though.

And it's been six days and I'm still human. If this keeps up... I'll need a job.

[ALSO: at some point, the Simon household will find that someone has left a box on the doorstep labeled "For Simon". Inside there are five or six pierced moon shells on a knotted cord under a foot long. Above has disguised her handwriting, but it's still in whatever implement she's using while human. Hope he doesn't think it's creepy~!]

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When it's got its head up like that, its head is about shoulder level, but sometimes it goes up on its back legs.

I'd try riding it if its spine didn't stick out so much.

All you need is a properly padded saddle. [Obviously. You figured out his plan so quickly, Above XD.]

It would have to be custom made, though, and I'm pretty sure it'll disappear soon.

I may be able to adapt some of the equipment in the stables [Pause. Oh right.] although I do not have my usual manual dexterity currently. [Also his hands are tiny.]

If you want to try anyway, I don't start [urrgh] working until tomorrow.

[ARE YOU A VIRGIN HUO?]

I should certainly like to try, but I'll have to see and measure the creature. Is it willing to come into the elevator?

[AT THIS AGE I SHOULD HOPE SO O_O but ordinarily no he's married ~~and possibly a father IDEK~~ XD]

Only if it hasn't decided to hate someone in it. When I try to leave it behind, though, it just reappears on the next floor.

[So, the question is whether he counts as one while in this state.]

Does it show very marked preferences? I think I might know what it is.

[Some quick brainstorming later, it is agreed that chibi!Huo can troll Unisaur into thinking he's pure and innocent~]

It seems to like kids more. What?

[*laughs*]

A unicorn.

[Yes he's going to leave it at that. Imagine his OH SO SERIOUS CHIBI FACE as he writes it.]

[Pauuuuse]

It's a dinosaur.

A custom-made unicorn, then.

[Facepalming]

Great. Instead of a horse, I get a duckbill.

Gui-Above has always been unique.

You have a wonderful talent for understating things, Huo.

If it steps on you, I am going to name it after you, just so you know.

I'm not certain whether this means I should be more or less careful.

You'll figure it out, I'm sure.

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